A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said the HR manager,"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day.Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded,the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet is not the solution to your life.
2) If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3) If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire...
Have a great day !!!
2007-03-17 22:14:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya,ur right.inter net is not solution of life. but my taught is it's imp for me. b'coz if i didn't have it then how can i know this encouragingly story???do u have any ans????
the most imp is to be hardworking
2007-03-17 22:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A dog is looking for a job. He sees an ad outside an office saying: "Wanted: One who can type 70 words in a minute and who is bilingual."
The dog enters the office and says "Waff, waff!" The manager, shocked, asks the dog to type. The dog types 90 words in a minute. The manager, impressed now, says: "Well done! That's perfect... but are you bilingual?"
The dog replies: "Miaow, miaow!"
2007-03-18 06:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this story is a moral 4 those who r looking 4 a job.u have shared this story in yahoo!answers and everyone is not able to get a chance to read this story .it was better if u were able 2 publish it in a magazine cause there r many people who r ashamed to do such jobs .
2007-03-18 05:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by rose 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It might not be a joke for me but a good moral for life. Thank you for making my evening great.
2007-03-19 07:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL - this story reached me through YA and i think i shall be an office boy ;-)
2007-03-18 06:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kudos to u man when stories comes up like this send me one
Thanks
2007-03-18 05:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by SK 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow, that was so cool...just reminded me that i should take a break from the Internet now!
2007-03-18 07:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Great conclusion.
2007-03-18 13:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Simon M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good story!
2007-03-18 06:17:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is really good......you cannot achieve heights with Internet and technology 2
2007-03-18 05:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by melovedogs 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋