Lil' johnny and his dad were walking down the sidewalk and saw three women on a park bench eating bananas. Johnny says there's a nun, a newlywed and a prostitute. The dad say's how do you know that? Johnny say's watch the prostitute when she eats it. So then she the takes the banana and sticks it all the way down her throat. see now watch the nun, so the nun breaks the banana into little pieces and then eats it.
Why does Lil'Johnny think the last one is a newlywed??
2007-03-17 22:12:09 · 9 answers · asked by wahoo! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MOON GOT IT
2007-03-20 13:45:12 · update #1
She's pushing her head onto the banana with her hand.
2007-03-17 22:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She's quite young and has a wedding ring!!! And of course she's helping herself to eat the banana with a hand behind her head..... Why are young husbands so perverted???? LóL =))
2007-03-18 06:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forces herself to eat the banana with her hand on the back of her head. oldie but a goodie
2007-03-18 05:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by pH neutralizer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's waiting for the banana to take out the garbage first.
2007-03-18 06:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
She's the one with the twelve inch black banana ....
a wedding present from the best man .
2007-03-18 06:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha! Oh my gosh, just tell the answer, I'm dying to know!
2007-03-18 05:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not eating but pondering over it
2007-03-18 05:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Manz 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
she has a wedding ring
2007-03-18 05:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
deep thinking
2007-03-18 06:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋