An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions his wife about it at dinner.
"Well.." she said "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"
"And what about the thousand pound?" asked the old man.
"Well..." Replies the woman "Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them"
2007-03-17 22:04:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is not a fun but disloyalty
2007-03-17 22:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Manz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are there so many jokes about women being unfaithful???
Here's another one:
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2007-03-17 23:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2007-03-17 22:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cows have been mendacity in the sphere. considered one of them says to the different,"So, what do you think of approximately this mad cow ailment?" the different says, " What do I care? i'm a helicopter." lolz..have a competent one 4th!!!
2016-10-02 07:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for a gud laugh
2007-03-17 22:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by melovedogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh this morning!
2007-03-17 23:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is a very funny joke
2007-03-18 14:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Janani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an oldie, but still very funny.
2007-03-18 01:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that 1 already, its ok
2007-03-17 22:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-17 23:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋