I have been out to sea for 3 weeks now.... I pull in next week and I need Pie or Sex.... Hopefully both CAN YOU HELP ME PLEASE!!!!
2007-03-17 21:51:58 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew C 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I guess lack of "brains" doesn't make for lack of "guts"!
Teri
2007-03-17 22:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by Teri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew, If I were you, I would highly reccommend a piece of pie, or as many and of however many flavors you want. Start and end with your favorite kind of pie. Why? It tastes really good, and you can't get any std's etc. from pie. Take care.
2007-03-18 04:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by SAK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start with he pie, if not fulfilling enough go to sex, if thats not enough strangle the person who sold you the pie?
2007-03-18 05:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like you are looking for free sex. So what do you think your chances are? I say you want a prostitute, don't be cheap. Go pay for one and quit insulting those of us who have more respect for ourselves than to enter that line of work....or to be bothered with men who talk to us like you do.
2007-03-18 04:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by tlbrown42000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick her up. You might be lucky this time. Woot, Woot! Hint, Hint! xox
Love Amie
2007-03-18 04:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is the exact reason that craigslist.com exists. Use it wisely.
2007-03-18 05:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jack Schitt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to Marie calenders and buy an inflatable
2007-03-18 04:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by lizziemoffles 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋