one day a blonde was speeding down the highway doing 100mph a cop pulls her over and to the blondes astonishment the officer was blonde to.the officer asks the blonde if she can see her license or any form of identifacation. the blonde is digging in her purse and mistakes a mirror for her license she hands the license to the officer and the officer says ok your free to go but i dident know you were a cop to.
2007-03-17 21:41:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you're gonna make out that blondes are dumb...you should get your spelling right!!!....just a thought!! xxxxxx
2007-03-18 01:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny but i got better ones
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."
i have 9 more
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
7 to go
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
5
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
4
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted
2 yay its almost over
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
2007-03-17 21:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
How do u confuse a blonde..............
Put her in a round room and ask her 2 find the corner.
Y did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory.............
She kept throwing out all the W's.
2007-03-17 21:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by bammbamm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-18 01:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde Xblonde = blonde square
2007-03-17 23:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is a really good one. My dad told me that one the day that he had heard it from work!!
2007-03-17 21:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's still as funny as the one the other bloke submitted 2 minutes ago .........
2007-03-17 21:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Leah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS 10/10 TWO IN ONE
2007-03-17 21:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-18 03:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a blonde with a brain cell?
pregnant!
2007-03-17 21:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by kelly69627 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋