Let's face it... he may be omipotent but when faced with the problem of feeding his very own chosen people all he could make was manna bread? He didn't even have the decency to toss down some butter or marmalade.
And then when they wanted meat he gave them pestilential quails? Gee, thanks. Remind me not to go to your dinner parties, God.
If this is any indication of God's culinary skills, then I bet Heaven is full of cup ramen.
2007-03-17 20:42:03 · 8 answers · asked by dmlk2 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFL!--I guess that's why Jesus called it the last supper!
2007-03-17 20:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, DUH.
Look at all those idiotic retarded people in churches, that he made in his big peope making pot,
that are HAPPY they DESTROYED animals' land without a reason.
They think that it's a sin to kill, or something, right?Well, there just went a bunch of animallies and animally territory up to animally heaven, and animally territory heaven.
Thunder-
HE DIDN'T MAKE THE FOOD OR the CLOTHING.
He's just a figment of your IMAGINATION.
He's a CHARACTER in a FAIRYTALE.
Animals make clothing.
Because WE have HAIR.
LIVING THINGS WITH FUR or HAIR are MAMMALS.
MAMMALS are ANIMALS.
So, technically, animals make clothing, and sadly, so do poor furry, fluffy, quooshy, cuddly animals do, too.
Also the scaly or slimy ones...
:(
2007-03-18 05:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by Wilde Katze 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really worried about it, seeing as -- assuming I'm wrong and hell does actually exist -- I'm probably not going to end up in heaven when I die.
Where does that leave me? Why, hell, of course. I always figured that, being full of oceans of fire and heat and such, it would be a good place to cook my very own favorite recipe.
Human soul is quite delicious when prepared properly.
-Your's truly,
Name Omitted
2007-03-17 21:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jack Schitt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, no he's not a bad chef, he's like Burger King, you get it the way you order it and He serves it up however you ask. No one asked for marmalade or I'm sure He'd have asked "What kind?"
2007-03-17 20:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jake Lockley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't expect god to do everything for you.
2007-03-17 21:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, my gosh.
get your bible. God already make all perfect recipes for all of us because we will need to learn how to freaking cook good meals
2007-03-17 20:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by gadgetki 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
at least he supplied plenty of wine
2007-03-17 20:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by fatdadslim 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should be lucky enough to thank him for just feeding you and clothing you
2007-03-17 20:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋