Two Irish men were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."
2007-03-17 19:58:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi folks, ...no i'm not australian....no offence to the irish or blondes...but its a joke!!!
2007-03-18 20:52:13 · update #1
yes that one was great !! thank you my first giggle of the morning !
2007-03-17 20:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brown hair, tanned with brown eyes? that may no longer me. Love the way you slipped in the certainty which you're irish so as that some female might say i admire Irish boys! Ha! wager you have an particularly culchie accessory.
2016-10-18 23:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats cute. Hmmm, I wonder if the blonde were the irish or the Irish.... hmmm. Gets ya thinking lol. :)
2007-03-17 20:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by irish_emerald4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant 10/10!
2007-03-17 20:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*giggles* 10/10
2007-03-17 23:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by merciasounds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10
2007-03-18 05:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! Great way to start the day, thank you.
2007-03-17 21:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!!! i didnt get it at first and then i realized, since it was flat on the ground it becomes lenghth..hahahah
2007-03-17 20:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by CR7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's about right! LOL.
Good One!
2007-03-17 23:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-18 05:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋