A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't
bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've f*rted at least 10 times since I've been here
in your office. You didn't know I was f*rting because it doesn't smell and is silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".
The next week the lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my f*rts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
2007-03-17 19:55:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very gd pmsl didn't see the punchline comeing 10/10 x
2007-03-18 07:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I like it. Here's another medicine one.
An elderly woman goes to the pharmacist and asks if he has any advice about Viagra. The pharmacist says, "It's very good. I use it myself" The woman asks, "Can you get it over the counter." The pharmacist replies, "Just a little bit"
2007-03-18 03:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice..anymore
2007-03-18 02:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sharp, warm and worth a chuckle 9/10
2007-03-18 02:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats pretty funny ,I'm kinda slow so it took me a min to get it but it really is funny
2007-03-18 03:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab
2007-03-18 03:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It LOL! That's funny
2007-03-18 02:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-03-18 02:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. It's okay. Peace!
2007-03-18 02:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-18 13:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋