What's your fav golf joke? Mine is the one about the woman who was stung by the bee between the first and second hole...I need new material.
2007-03-17 19:53:48 · 6 answers · asked by KJ480 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So a couple of seniors are golfing and as they are approaching the green they see a funeral procession. The man stops, takes off his hat and bows his head as the procession goes by. His partner says, "That was really touching. What a great show of respect!" The man replies, "Hey it's the least i could do, we were married for 50 years."
2007-03-17 19:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean: Why do golfers carry extra trousers?
In case they get a hole in one.
Dirty: A golfer got hit by a long drive right in the groin and went to the doctor. He told the doc he was getting married to a virgin in a week and hoped he'd be ok. The doc took 4 tongue depressors and placed them around his injured "part" and wrapped them in wire, assuring him he should be fine by then. So the man gets married. On the first night of his honeymoon, his new bride rips open her top and says "Look, you'll be the first man to ever touch these." The man pulls down his pants and says "Look, still in the crate."
2007-03-18 03:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by dumenuff 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy goes to work on Monday and his co-worker asks him how his weekend went.
"Good, I played golf and hit my two best balls."
"Really, how did it happen?'
"I stepped on a rake."
2007-03-18 03:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dan G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are they so big?
my balls are huge i can't seem to get them in the hole ....have they increased the size of golf balls
2007-03-18 03:09:29 · answer #4 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know any good golf joke...
2007-03-18 02:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You made it work anyway. lol
2007-03-18 02:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by someone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋