Sorry if this makes you throwup but... i need alot of help.Well When I take a dump... It hurts severally. sometimes it can change colors. i dont knoww... but i know it depends on what I eat that day... anyways ugmmm.... crap gets stuck between my che3eks.I really need your help.Whats the best solution to solving this mystery?
2007-03-17 19:25:07 · 18 answers · asked by Brooke D 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A freakin' doctor. What are you doing asking about this on the Internet? Get medical help now. I mean it.
2007-03-17 19:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by The Lobe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds as if you are constipated. Your poop is hard and probably gets quite large so it hurts. You could also have hemmoroids which are enlarged blood vessels in your rectum. These can cause a great deal of pain and even sometimes will bleed. I would suggest you eat more fiber...whole wheat breads, apples, prunes etc at least a couple of times a day. If this does not solve the problem fairly quickly, please see you doctor.
2007-03-17 19:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Poohcat1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well firstv off you are in the wrong question area you should have placed this in health. First off use toilet paper duh?
There is also a toilet system called a bade where a jet of water shoots up to washes your genitals and well your butt.
This is usually something you get a hang of when you are potty trained?
How old are you and if this is just an inmature joke grow up!
2007-03-17 19:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Livinrawguy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to get on some fiber you are constipated.That crap,between your cheeks, is probably a hemroid so get you some preperation H. Dont rush your B.M.s that will make it worse.If it keeps coming back you need to see a D.R. Good luck!
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2016-11-26 20:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to eat more fiber. Buy some metamucil or fiber pills.
Why would you crap change colors. Maybe you pooped out a chameleon.
2007-03-17 19:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by Paladuck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need a doctor. Those symptoms could b e million things, IBS pancreatitis kidney lever dysfunction etc ad nauseum. Go to a doc, they've probably seen it before.
2007-03-17 19:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by theinfalliblenena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should just stay at home and when it gets stuck...hop in the tub! you sound like you are constipated...maybe you should see a doctor or try using an enema. Also drink plenty of water...that should help also.
2007-03-17 19:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by boredoutmymind 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick a couple of feet of 2 inch tubing up yer butt and dring a bottle of Turbo Lax.
Have your smelly friend hep you.
2007-03-17 19:54:59 · answer #9 · answered by Chris C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doctor........ if that's not an option.. lay off of foods for a while... get some salteen crackers, and drink ginger ale, and have some charcole pills (dont take mor ethen 2 in 24 hours)... so yeah... sounds like you have some food poisoning............ no foods.. jsut those 2 things... in 2-3 days it should clear up.. try it... you'll get sick of crackers afte ra while but it'll help you...
2007-03-17 19:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋