pooped in their pocket
2007-03-17 19:06:17
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answer #1
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answered by ? 4
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I prepared some snacks for a boy when I was in the university on Ari.1st.
A sandwich & some Oreo cookies.
I cut a small piece of a yellow soap bar. ( This is the cheapest soap bar for clothing washing in the old days in China ) With a lot peanut better in the sandwich.
I squeezed some strong mint toothpath between the 2 black Oreo cookies.
I handed it over to the boy with a coke. In the afternoon, around 4pm, when you feel a little hungry, these are nicest things from a girl, I think.
He smelled the peanut better sandwich and had a big bite, threw 1 cookie in his mouth and had some coke. He wanted to show me how much he like the snacks that I prepared for him...
I couldn't help laughing and of course he immediately found out...
He was my first bf, we had a lot of fun together....
2007-03-17 19:23:25
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answered by Shanghai Amanda 2
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The meanest thing someone has ever done to me was give me a wedgie until I cried. He was one or two years older than me, and until he graduated every time I saw him was hell. He would always say "Hey, remember that time that I gave you a wedgie until you cried?". This can be traumatizing in highschool. However, the last laugh is mine. I can confidently say that I now make more money than he ever will. And he's made me a stronger person. Several years later a friend and I developed a rivalry to the point where he grabbed me by the shorts and dragged me down a hallway. Unflinchingly I returned the favor and then took up his brand new tooth brush (which had never been used) and scrubbed my genitalia with it right in front of him.
Boosh.
2007-03-17 19:16:20
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answered by krazyzima 2
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Okay well this actually just happened tonight. So I live in the city and today at work I convinced my co-worker who lives only a few blocks away that he should start raising chickens in his backyard. Its so funny, he phoned his brother from work to see what he thought of the idea cause they live together.
HAHA ok yeah so pretty much I told him that you have to take them out on walks and stuff too cause they need their exersise, oh my, I can just see him walking this chicken down the street haha and all the elementary school kids will be watching him. He is quiet the character.
Anyways I've been laughing about the thought of him raising chickens, hes really excited about the eggs. You probably have to know the guy though to think this is funny.
2007-03-17 19:11:15
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answered by Anonymous
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One night in college my friends pulled the meanest, most embarrassing prank on me. I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, "MMMMMMMMMM!" They said that it was time for my birthday present. They then took out a little black dress. When I realized what they were planning to do I shook my head and mmmmmmmmphed like crazy. But it was no use, they forced me into the dress. They then tied my hands and feet together so I couldn't take it off. I felt completely humiliated and helpless as they carried me through the dorm like this. They then layed me on the counter in the lobby and said they'd be back in the morning. I stuggled but it was no use, I couldn't move or talk, and the counter was too high. I had to lay there and wait for help. I pleaded with people for help as they walked by, I struggled and mmmmmmphed. But they just laughed. My friends came back in an hour. By then a crowd had gathered, having fun at my expense. I had no choice but to lay on the counter, bound and gagged in a dress, as everyone ridiculed me. I began to worry, when people started to talk about taking me outside. My friends then picked me up, and carried me back to my room still tied up. Everyone thought this was hilarious.
2007-03-18 12:45:21
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answered by Alex2 3
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My boss told me to leave her my keys and to go home and not come back. At first I didn't know how to take it so I left her my keys and instead of going home I went across the street. When she came back into the room only to find that I really did leave my keys. She called my cell and I told her it would take me like 3 hours to get back. As I'm walking in the door she calls my cell again because she is wondering how I could get 3 hours away in like 15 min. She also told me that she just realized that I had only been gone for that short of a period. It was pretty funny at the time.
2007-03-17 19:11:31
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answered by castaspella0183 4
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We're teens, and were in a sort of assembly and talking about, you know, the sick, twisted stuff teens talk about. This went on for quite a while. After a long time, we bring up a certain topic to which one of the members of our group screamed at this girl, 'F#CK YOU!' And then we suddenly notice that the strict, highly respected head teacher is sitting in the chair RIGHT BEHIND US!! And we realize that she has heard every single thing that we said, she heard!
2007-03-17 19:31:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, one that im going to play on this girl named Tenniesha on april fools, she is kinda my friend, anyway, her dad is dating my mom, me and her are the same age, and me an her dont really get along too well, and like one of her most feared things is having my mom as her mom, and me as her sister, and us all living in the same house, so im calln her up then, and telling her that her dad purposed to my mom, and my mom said yes! she is gonna flip! she can be so mean to me at points, well! paybacks a *****!!! hehe!
2007-03-17 19:15:41
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answered by Nichole 2
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well me and my friends were enemies with this one chick and we found out who she liked and what she did to her xboyfriend so we spraypainted her sidewalk with the whole thing and sighnd it with her crushes name it was pure payback
great things to do on april fools are prank calls like we were just looking through the phone book and pranking people we didnt know saying we really needed toilet paper or ordering food from them old things that r still fun
2007-03-17 19:09:58
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answered by rickabamboo 3
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Once, at a school swimming day, one of my classmates was pushed out of the change room (into the pool area) naked.
2007-03-17 19:20:46
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answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5
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OH MY GOD. My boy friend just got out of gym class and he wanted to catch me and tell me something.WELL he caught me in the hall as i was running to my next class. My bf yelled at me and said he L O V E D me ! !! And his pants fell down in front of about 60 girls + me. OH MY God did i laugh(his boxer shorts had hot chili peppers on them too. lol)
2007-03-17 19:11:17
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answered by Anonymous
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