Innocent Mistakes From New English Language:- A Student’s Christmas Card: May you be full of it this peaceful
holiday season!
Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!
Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.
Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.
Parents: My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.
The Police Station: The police were attacked by a large group of angry mops.
Politics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.
Romance—The Beginning: I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
Romance—The End: We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
Sports:The cheerleaders threw up high into the air!
Traveling: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit.
Weddings: The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
2007-03-17 18:57:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Anybody know some "inocent mistakes"?
2007-03-17 18:58:20 · update #1
I already made one myself
2007-03-17 18:59:18 · update #2
Once, I saw this thing on TV where a groom was supposed to say "I take [wife's name] to be my lawful wedded wife" but accidentally said "I take [wife's name] to be my awful wedded wife". That was pretty funny.
2007-03-17 19:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the lol.
2007-03-17 19:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those r funny
2007-03-17 19:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by rickabamboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-17 19:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-03-17 19:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋