A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".
2007-03-17 18:18:06 · 13 answers · asked by nanners 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did you post this joke? Yahoo Answers isn't the right place for this.
2007-03-17 18:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by Larry H 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Lies and photograph shopped edits. The socialist liberal scum are in basic terms attempting to portray Bush's presidency as a farce. you'll be arrested for treason for stating some thing so minuscule and beside the point as to threaten our national protection.
2016-10-02 07:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!
and actually, yes mine is, my zipper has been broken on these jeans for months, but I refuse to get rid of em, they are an awesome pair of jeans!
2007-03-17 18:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by Klum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one just cracked me up. 10/10
2007-03-17 18:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Good one!
2007-03-17 18:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Trapped in a Box 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny sh*itt
2007-03-17 18:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by chrry_wales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME Joke
LMAO
2007-03-17 18:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that joke
2007-03-17 18:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i were sweats not pants or jeans.
2007-03-17 18:20:48 · answer #9 · answered by i,m here if you need to talk. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha lmfao!!!!!oh gawd i laughed so hard when i read that! man that great! thanks for letting me laugh
2007-03-21 13:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋