It's kind of embarassing, when he learns it's nothing that really involves him.
2007-03-17 17:53:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL! Yes. In fact just yesterday... right after I called out "************" and my father appeared in the room! Magic! I said "Ah, Jesus, Dad, not you" and heard a big booming voice shout "What the hell is your problem now?"
You too have seen him, I take it. Did you ever yell out "Jesus Christ, I love you!" during sex and suddenly find yourself born-again?
2007-03-17 18:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 07:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by herrion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That used to happen all the time. These days He just drops me an email reminding me of the parable of the boy who cried wolf and includes my running totals for "taking His name in vain" as well as all my other sins. (I'm shocked that anyone can count that high, Son of God or not.)
Anyhow, it's gonna be a looooooong hot eternity if I can't perfect this immortality potion before my time's up. Jesus Christ I dropped the damn beaker. Oh here we go again.
2007-03-17 22:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does "Billy Graham" and the "NY Jets" have in common ?
They're the only two things that can make 10,000 people all yell "Jesus Christ" at once !
2007-03-17 17:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No kidding! I stopped using HIS name in vain after that one. Plus he really has much better profanity which I use as a replacement for his name. He swears like a stevedore.
2007-03-17 17:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate when he does that. He always thinks that whenever he responds to me that I should be surprised or something. Well, to hell with that! I think he should let people have their privacy! I mean, one time I was sitting on the toilet, and I screamed JESUS CHRIST IT STINKS IN HERE! and he showed up with all his buddies like "S-it b-tch, what do you want?" and I was all like "dude I'm trying to s-it" but he was all like "why you gotta be like that?" and I was all like "man at least let me wipe first before showing up all like what and all" but he was like "f-ck you man, I got more important things to be doin'- I'm outtie" and I was all like "yeah whatever"...
2007-03-17 18:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by billthakat 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
All the time. Just don't say god damnit or else he'll come behind you and hit you in the head with a frying pan.
2007-03-17 18:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Harry P. Ness 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. and then I stood in front of my bathroom mirror & repeated Bloody Mary 3x & she came to visit me too.
♥ S.Q.
2007-03-17 17:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I took his picture last time, just so people will stop asking, hey, do you got proof?
2007-03-17 18:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, all the time!
2007-03-17 17:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋