There are two brothers. The older one sleeps on the top bunk and the younger brother sleeps on the bottom bunk. So one night, the older brother brings his girlfriend to sleep over. They are on the top bunk and about to make out. The brother says, " We dont want to wake up my brother. So if you want me to change positions, say lettuce. and if you want it harder, say tomato. So evidentely, the girlfriend says, "lettuce tomato." over and over again. The younger brother wakes up and says, "can you guys stop making sandwiches up there. You're getting mayonaise all over me.
2007-03-17 15:39:59 · 31 answers · asked by saxplayer4@sbcglobal.net 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard this one before. Still pretty funny
2007-03-17 15:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i don't see whats the point in the girl sayin lettuce and tomatoe cuz they don't wan tot brother to wake up she mind as well just say harder or change positons. but yes i kno its a joke lol.
2007-03-17 22:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by redd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-17 22:47:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-17 22:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just like the cupcakes joke..little kid asks what his parents were doing last night on the couch, parents say making cupcakes, little kid says well you got icing on the couch. yea heard it like in 4th grade. really stupid...
2007-03-17 23:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by JeSuSrOcKz! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda of funny
and I'm sure because of your heading every underage child in here read that
2007-03-17 22:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by superwomen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i heard this b4 but it is always worth reading again, lol good one 10/10
2007-03-17 22:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, ive heard that one bout 67 times now.
2007-03-17 22:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! I can't believe I haven't heard this before.
2007-03-17 23:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so far the joke of the year, but its only march, so keep fingers crossed!!!
2007-03-17 22:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by crush_velvet2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋