At a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, but her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up to the first step of the bus. The girl turned and said, "How dare you touch my body, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you unzipped my pants 3 times I figured you wouldn't mind!
2007-03-17 15:35:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey I am not offended - nor a blonde! ha ha
2007-03-17 15:50:29 · update #1
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-17 15:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-03-17 15:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant belive what that girl did whenshe didnt relize it
2007-03-17 17:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 23:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! That man had to be sooooo confused.
2007-03-17 16:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-17 15:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah funneeeeeeeeeeee......
2007-03-17 15:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmfao that wass very funni i luv it
2007-03-17 16:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!lol
2007-03-17 15:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by pebbles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol , i also heard this b4 but it never gets old...HILARIOUS!! Was she a blonde? just kiddin...plzz dont get offended....
2007-03-17 15:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it befor
2007-03-17 15:39:44 · answer #11 · answered by dave_in_deal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋