I traced it back to Russia and then Switzerland. It also went back across Europe. Then as I went back further I was like " OMGosh!! My Greatest grandparents were Adam and Eve !! " I was like, " Dude !! "!! I was like " Im royalty!! My Daddys God! ". I was like " woww!! ". Then I looked out the window and saw these apes swinging in trees and eating bananas. Were they any relationship to any of you guys ? Do these primal hairy ones resemble any of your features ? Could it be ? I asked them to sing Pavoratti or play Bethoven...noone was able to squeak out a thing. Whats up guys ???? ( also...BTW what are you doing reading religious questions ?? ) Hmmmmmmmmmm?
2007-03-17 15:32:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
momo not me you are
2007-03-17 15:39:20 · update #1
OK, Princess, no more caffeine for you...
2007-03-17 15:36:52 · answer #1 · answered by dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ancestors go back through Europe and incude men and women of talent, thought, and great beauty. My ancestors go back further, to the noble creatures that learned, grew and adapted to their world, back further still to the very first breath taken, to the very first spark of life. I was NOT made from dust and given life by a magic sky pixie, MY ancestors struggled, fought, and earned their life, and mine. Now who's jealous.
2007-03-17 15:37:49 · answer #2 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Naw - we're allowed to eat the fruit from our trees...
(I'm not really even atheist but I had to defend evolution and couldn't pass that up...)
What makes you think that Atheists all believe in Evolution and vice versa?
2007-03-17 16:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by rabble rouser 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am related to Beethoven. (Don't know WHO Bethoven is. Or Pavoratti either, for that matter. Is he related to Pavarotti?)
Like, DUDE, my ancestors and I can spell! I'm just like, WOW! Guess that's what happens when you have evolved brains! Like TOTALLY cool, dude!
2007-03-17 16:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jess H 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Surely according to Christian belief, all people share the same ancestry, and so according to the Bible, we are all related to Hitler, Genghis, Saddam, and that evil SOB Charlie Chaplin.
2007-03-17 15:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You realize that atheists are descendents of Adam and Eve according to Christian doctrine, right?
2007-03-17 15:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry adam and eve were just a myth and russian people are lizzards
2007-03-17 15:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arheists? Is that one of them newfangled religions?
2007-03-17 15:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Wisdom in Faith 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Silence fool! You're not smart enough to be funny
2007-03-17 15:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Congrats. We're really happy for you.
2007-03-17 15:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You really need to talk to your doctor.
2007-03-17 15:38:30 · answer #11 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋