One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"
Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
2007-03-17 15:21:43 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL> I gotta tell my dad that one he's a retired army drill sergeant
2007-03-17 15:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice, Drill Sergeant!
2007-03-17 15:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-- I suggest you submit that one to Readers Digest "Humor in Uniform!"
2007-03-17 15:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. as a drill i know how that works.
2007-03-17 15:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by bobloyed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would do the same, but they probably paid for it later
2007-03-17 15:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-03-17 15:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah....nice...............
2007-03-17 15:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋