2007-03-17 14:53:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because there is a small hole in the space time continuim that specifically affects white rabbits who can talk.....why do you think that tha poor march hare (on Alice in Wonderland) never made it to his destination? hmmmm makes you wonder doesnt it?
2007-03-17 15:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by babe_bunz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
2007-03-17 15:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, now that the rabbit has been replacing the sugar in Trix with powdered cocain, he's totally obsessed. It's not bad luck, he's just high.
2007-03-17 15:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but it makes me feel really bad. I mean, he just wants some Trix, why can't he have some? He spends his whole life trying to just get a taste of a little cereal, but the kids won't even give him a bite! Would it kill them to sacrifice some of their cereal?
Lol! I sound like Carlton in that one episode in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
2007-03-17 15:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has 4 lucky rabbits feet - they cancel each other out
2007-03-17 15:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause Trix are for kids
2007-03-17 15:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know, I hate that so much, it kind of turns me off from tricks, I wish they would let him have some every once in awhile :(
2007-03-17 15:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the Twix have turned against him.
2007-03-17 15:08:36 · answer #8 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Trix are for Kids!!!
2007-03-17 15:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by duesy44 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont noe it makes me sad sometimes all he wants is a lil yogurt or cereal but those mean kids always take it away from him.. =(
Poor rabbit.
Probably starving to death..
2007-03-17 15:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by Loveeee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋