of how they died.
The 1st woman says "I froze to death.
The 2nd woman says "How terrible"
The 1st woman says "it wasn't too bad. When I stopped shaking with the cold, I started to get warmer. Then I felt sleepy & eventually died quite peacefully. What about you?
The 2nd woman says "I died of a massive heart attack. I was convinced my husband was having an affair so I came home early to catch him out. Instead, he was on his own watching TV.
So the 1st woman says " Well, what happened then?"
The 2nd woman says " I was so sure he had another woman there that I started checking all over the house. I ran all the way to the attic but couldn't find any evidence, so I ran all the way down again to the basement. Still nothing, so I looked under all the beds & in all the cupboards. Finally, I was so exhausted I just keeled over with a heart attack & died".
The 1st woman says "Pity you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive"
2007-03-17 14:34:49 · 15 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-17 14:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd guess that you're both attempting to crack a vile funny tale or you're relating the three sensible adult men, also undemanding because the Magi. correct? in case you communicate of the Magi, be mindful that they did not die on Christmas Eve because they would not were able to grant gold, frankincense, and myrrh on the Nativity in the journey that that they had died the previous evening.
2016-12-02 03:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally get what you are saying the 1st women was hidding from the 2nd women in the freezer. they both died
LOL
2007-03-17 17:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny well done 10/10 xx
2007-03-17 14:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by pinkie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, sounds like a blonde joke I know...
2007-03-17 14:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-17 15:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are funny girl very funny
2007-03-20 22:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone beat u to this joke yesterday!
2007-03-17 14:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
Kept me hanging right til the very end... then 'hey presto' PUNCHLINE!!!!!
Didn't see it coming!!!!!
2007-03-17 14:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by Peta G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that was funny!
2007-03-17 14:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by sesame street 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋