A typical man maried a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding he laid down the following rules....."I'll be home when I want, if I want and what time I want... and I don't expect any hassel from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, golfing, boozin and card playin when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. These are MY rules...any comments??"
His new bride looked at him and said, "No, that's fine by me but just understand this, that there'll be s#x here at 7 o'clock every night - whether you're home or not!" :)
2007-03-17 14:34:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 10:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like your style, i would set my alarm on mobile phone to make sure i was home on time, don`t want to miss out on that offer!!!!! do i. Drat, thats when Emmerdale is on T-V, think i will stay in pub and watch it there.
2007-03-17 21:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm lolz Victoria's secret eh! ought to declare that Ann Summers did the trick this Valentine's lolz! enjoyed this besides the fact that if, the chainsaw might probably be all that my guy might like lolz seeing as he chefs for a residing lolz
2016-10-18 23:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10!
2007-03-17 14:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-03-17 15:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-03-18 09:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey i liked that i am even a guy
2007-03-17 15:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by komodo_2233 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can i come round at seven lol.
2007-03-17 14:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-17 15:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something I'd say, lol....
2007-03-17 14:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋