Doctor Dave had s#x with one of his patients but felt guilty about it all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But once in a while he'd hear a reasssuring voice inside him say, "Dave you won't be the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last plus you're single, so just let it go." But invariably there would be the other voice that would bring him back to reality, whispering............
"But Dave, you're a vet."
2007-03-17 13:42:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Snigger* ;)
I just snorted tea through my nose, you know how much that hurts ?
x
2007-03-18 09:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, i'm deeply sorry for you loss and the guilt you have persisted.. First, you ever see people slip and fall or holiday over themselves.. I quite have..sometime it extremely is humorous yet we giggle reason we expect of that handed off to me and it does take place to different besides..We giggle for various motives. besides we don't giggle for somebody death-as a results of a crash or fall... subject, in case you may of long gone on your brother faster- the police too 30 minutes to get there- why see you later? Your brother replaced into bleeding he had inner bleeding -there replaced into no longer something all and sundry can do..despite if he replaced into in a wellbeing facility. The physique looses blood internally and the docs can not do surgical technique quickly adequate to risk-free a existence.. Do learn on inner bleeding you will get a extra effectual image and comprehend it replaced into no longer your fault.. What you'll be grateful is that your brother replaced into on your arms -in the arms of somebody he enjoyed and replaced into enjoyed and not on my own..injuries are in basic terms that injuries- You and your brother had a great bonding journey- and additionally you appeared as much as him.. keep in mind the stable time you men shared mutually and get a magazine and write all the excellent issues you men shared.. i'm able to circulate on and on my expensive- while you're at school- HS see a counselor- or circulate to a therapist- you are able to desire to place this at relax and circulate on which comprise your existence. i'm particular your brother is in heaven finding down unhappy reason you're riddle with guild=t and additionally you mustn't. relish your self- existence is short as you comprehend. and notice a consultant to communicate approximately your emotions. i will pray for you and your loved ones..
2016-10-02 07:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-17 13:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by someone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Great punchline! 10/10!
2007-03-17 13:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh now thats a good one av a star x
2007-03-17 14:01:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 funny!
2007-03-17 13:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent I wasn't expecting that punchline. The mind boggles though as to what he had s#x with!!
:-)))
2007-03-17 13:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haha thats nasty he many make a new breed of animals haha
2007-03-17 15:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by Loveeee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha but hahahahahha but ewwww.....lol good one 10 out of 10!
2007-03-17 13:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by dani 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha thats a nice one. your the first one to make me laugh all day (been baby sitting my two little sisters all day... hell)
thankyou
2007-03-17 13:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by jenuine_idiot_227 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 10:22:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋