2007-03-17 13:22:47 · 12 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Serial Killers were sent to pick up the cake but drop it when they were loading it on the truck. LOL then they tried to make another one but got mad at each other and killed each other
South Park rules
2007-03-17 13:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by TEFMLB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-03-19 12:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it’s in the closet with Tom Cruise.
No wait, The Simpsons have it. Ummmm, Satan cake.
2007-03-17 20:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a bone to pick with you. I'm Agnostic. So are you saying that I don't have the heart to be an Atheist? That's what you said in one of the questions that you answered.
2007-03-17 20:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the workers made it but then everyone started having a fight and they messed it up and Satan got very upset when it didn't show up.... :-(
2007-03-17 20:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by zainabainza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The three murderers destroyed it.
2007-03-17 20:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats that?
2007-03-17 20:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by LUCY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.. maybe Satan ate it?
2007-03-17 20:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
south park is the **** !
2007-03-18 11:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wth are you talking about ?
2007-03-17 20:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by Danny boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋