2007-03-17 12:39:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey folks, I'm only kidding.
Hey, you're alright.
2007-03-17 12:49:24 · update #1
Why don't you just make an offering to Santa Claus you may just get better gifts at Christmas?
2007-03-17 12:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have already made the ultimate offering,he has your soul and it sounds like you have ginen it to him willingly.Satan is as a roaring lion roaming about seeking whom he may devour.God loves all of us and sent his son to save us if only we will accept his gift.I will pray for your soul.
2007-03-17 19:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by harleyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Satan with his sun glasses and his Bad Sun burn!
I can see how cool he is.
2007-03-17 19:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing cool about evil and that is what he is I can't understand why anyone would choose evil over good but people do and that is why we have people beating up old folks, killing their own family members, killing people for 20.00 etc..
2007-03-17 19:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Wildroze 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
make sure u become a devil worshiper cause satanists dont actually worship satan or anyone else.
2007-03-17 19:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May The Lord God Almighty have mercy on you in the Judgement! God Bless You!
2007-03-17 19:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Unlike God, Satan never asked anything of man. He accepted man as he was.
2007-03-17 19:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You do know that Satan hates you, right?
2007-03-17 19:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
he's the bad *** that all the girls like
he likes to party and get down
he like money and hoes, alcohol and other fun stuff....
not saying I support him... but what's bad is usually so good and fun too
2007-03-17 19:44:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Yes, it's just you. 2.You go ahead, I'll pass!
2007-03-17 19:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by trainer53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋