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How would the bank recover the loss funds >?

2007-03-17 12:26:59 · 3 answers · asked by Zoe 3 in Politics & Government Immigration

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By sticking it to American citizens. I closed my Credit card account with them and if I had a bank account with them..... that would be gone too!!

Good question!

2007-03-17 17:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by luv3dbb 5 · 1 0

Hot D*** you got us figured out! We thought we had you fooled! Jeysus Chrrist on a sidecar you caught on quick!

Those loans were meant to go into default, and lose money! That was the plan all along!

Now that you caught on ... the plan won't work, so I might as well give it up!

Step 1: Loan money at insanely low rates to US Citizens.

Step 2: Loan money at even lower rates to illegal alien invaders on US soil.

Step 3: Claim "higher than expected defaults [because the borrower has been deported]" on loans from step 2 above .

Step 4: In order to "recoup losses to prevent bankruptcy" increase interest rate on loans issued under step 1 above.

Step 5: Separate funds to cover legitimate loss [.00000000001% of net gain) from total receipts from this financial endeavor.

Step 6: Pay off as follows:

a) Refund bank assets at 100%. Total outlay $500,000,000.

b. Payoffs to government officials at local, state, and national levels. $500,000,000.

c. Funds moved off shore, into number accounts in Switzerland and the Bahama Islands. $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

[What ... you expected an even split? Hot DA** I got expenses! I got to fix [and/or pay off] my bitches!

2007-03-18 01:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by ornery and mean 7 · 1 0

They would raise interest rates of legal citizens that they CAN find. They will be left without anything, and it will be by their own making.

It wasn't a smart idea on their part!

2007-03-17 23:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by hera 4 · 0 0

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