If you woke up one day and your head was glued to your pillow? and your toast was burned and your milk had turned? and your car broke down and you had to walk to town and your life had seeminly turned upside down? and you hated your job and today you dressed like a slob? and you wished that your boss was dead? wat would you say then?
2007-03-17 11:51:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
id go back to bed and then id wish im dead. but if that doesnt happen soon then ill kill myself with a spoon.but its not sharp enough so ill get something tough. now i have a knife that kills with no strife. But then my boss had called he said he was appalled at my co-worker Paul. He said that he was tired and for that he was then fired. So boss said i was hired as the office ne typewriter. so now my life is good and realize i aws just misunderstood. so now im verry happy with my dear ol wife miss patty. the end
2007-03-17 12:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.im not stupid to glue my head to a pillow
2.i dont eat toast at mornings nor drink milk
3.i dont hav a car and i do walk to work to town cuz i live in town..nd my life is not upside down.
4.i love my job(chef) nd i dress my ordinary chef clothes
5.i am the boss at work
6. i would say F U ND UR UPSIDE DOWN LIFE
2007-03-17 19:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-17 18:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Revofevil23 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if i woke up and my head was glued to my pillow i would take that as a sign that i didn not need to get up so i would go back to sleep and none of that other stuff would have happened
2007-03-17 18:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Morganna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for another visit to the insane asylum
2007-03-17 19:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Justine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i`d go back to bed
then i`d go to the Hospital and get it removed
2007-03-17 18:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say anything. I would yell, a lot.
2007-03-17 18:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lightning Striker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say its monday isnt it? lol. then i would go back to bed then wait for tuesday! lol
2007-03-17 19:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Da*n, depression time again!?"
You described typical signs of depression.
2007-03-17 18:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Palmer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say.......Here we go again!! Same sh*t as yesterday.
2007-03-17 21:28:22 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋