He must be so worn out by keeping count of the number of hairs on our heads. After all, there are billions of us, and we all lose a few hairs every day....
Poor God:-(
2007-03-17 11:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Naw, he makes Jesus do all the counting. ; )
2007-03-17 11:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only God can do that and it is also sad to see how humans mock and make fun of God. The hair on our heads are just a small worry, the big worry is where our Souls will go. God has a big job. But He Loves us all and He is a Forgiving God.
2007-03-17 19:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you suppose God counts the hairs on his own head (assuming) he has hair...or a head. Do you think he ever gets self-conscious about his looks. I mean, he is a few thousand years old. Maybe sometimes he loses a little self esteem. Maybe he feels he isn't what he used to be. Maybe I'm losing my mind.
2007-03-17 18:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep He does know the number of hairs on our heads...
Oh, Hes not worn out, He has all the time to keep loving you each day! Blessings!
2007-03-17 18:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by karen_03625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, poor schizophrenic God, who loves all of humanity right up until the dividing line of death where He then switches suddenly to wrath -- which made all of salvation merely an offer where he sadly (?) places us into hell for eternity that he really doesn't want to do, but he must. How does he face himself?
And yet we are entitled to our free will, and we will turn foreknowledge and predestination around to our own definition to fit that belief. God could not have possibly meant that he was in charge, noooooo. We run our own lives, and we run our own salvation. Thanks God, but you're just a tool to get us what we want, just go off in the corner and we will continue to pity you as you continue to plead with us.
2007-03-17 19:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by ccrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Do you really think a god would think about stuff like that? If *I* was god, I'd be too busy watching everybody have sex. I'd be like " Alright! The Joneses are at it again! Porn time!"
Maybe that's why he wants everybody to get married at one of his churches before they have sex, so he can record everything on tivo.
2007-03-17 18:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, God does deserve our sympathy.
If you would take the time, I think you might find the first article on the website www.MusingsAboutGod.com worth your time.
It certainly changed my view of God.
2007-03-17 18:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by maks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He won't have too much counting with me.
Wouldn't stopping famine be a much nobler cause than hair counting?
2007-03-17 23:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should gather the hair and braid a ladder so we can all climb up to Heaven.
2007-03-17 18:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My gods don't worry about stuff like that ;)
2007-03-17 18:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋