I'm a very attractive, tall, refined guy, I'm in the middle of Africa (Congo), I love venturing into and exploring the wild, untamed challenges provided by the African bush. I adore ladies who can push the limits. Give me one hour of your loveliness, warmth and charm..
2007-03-17 11:09:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
SURE!!!! Im on my way. I should be there in a few hours and once I get there we can... and then I'll... with your...near the...after we've...! And then I'll fly home. It will be worth the hour I promise. C U soon
2007-03-17 11:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by buff1ne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him.
As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out.
The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."
A harmless Paddy joke....?
Paddy and Rastus are room-mates and both go for the same job.Unfortunately the manager is racist and does n't like black people so gives the job to Paddy.Back at the lodgings Rastus is peeved at Paddy getting the job and when he is asleep,smears his face with boot polish.In the morning the landlady shouts:'Wake up Paddy you'll be late for your first day at work!'.Paddy gets dressed in a hurry,runs out of the house having grabbed a sandwich and hurries to work.In the high street he looks in a shop window and sees his black-faced reflection.
'Stupid landlady...she's woken up the wrong man' he said.
Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge ****, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you F*cking B*tch!!
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They stay there all day, drinking, until the giraffe passes out. Finally, the man goes to leave but the bartender calls him back, shouting "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man, drunk, replies "It's not a Lion, it's a giraffe!"
2007-03-17 11:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by johnc 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is not a dating service! Go and lose yourself in the African bush.
2007-03-17 11:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go an climb a tree but mind the snakes
2007-03-17 11:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok well it'll take me more than one hour to get to Africa, so if I'm going to travel all that way to see you, I think just spending one hour with me would be pretty selfish!
2007-03-17 11:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Nay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baka
2007-03-17 11:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you don't describe yourself very well, You might be attractive, tall and refined but, now don't take this the wrong way, are you a nice hunky black man ?
2007-03-17 12:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jovi Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, was just about to rip out my hair one by one then go and scrape my nails down the blackboard
2007-03-17 11:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by magic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
think its you with the charm. lol. more like spin it around and you charm an hour out of us ladies.
2007-03-17 14:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by LISA uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Africa is too far away!
Be fair, lets meet half way!
2007-03-17 11:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by Josh's Mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋