2007-03-17 11:08:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1.)Why did the chicken cross the road?
2.) He :did it hurt?
She :what?
He : When you fell from heave.
2007-03-17 11:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boy:If you had a parot ,like the pirates have,what shoulder would he sit on
Girl:Um I dont know. right?
Boy:(put hes arm around the girl so he hand is on her right shoulder) Can I be your parot?
I KNOW THIS BOY WAS SOOO STUPID AND THATS THE BEST HE COULD THINK OF TOO. I DUMPED HIM. HA
2007-03-17 21:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u mean by pick up line? need more info...
2007-03-17 18:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sagar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a laser? cuz you are set to stunning.
2007-03-17 18:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by DonaldM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baby, are you from mars?
cause your butt is out of this world!
2007-03-17 21:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by sweetcherrypie_♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let's play war, i'll lay down and you blow the **** out of me!
2007-03-17 18:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋