what are some good dumb blond jokes?

Answer 1

Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, 'Hooked On Phonics'...


Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.


Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".


Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?


Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.


Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.


Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She's got a checkbook.


Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.

Answer 2

Some good jokes . .. . hmm . . . .
sorry to all who are blonde!
Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?
A: She opens her mouth!

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said, ''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
Tell her a joke on Friday.

A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested.
"You can't take those away from me -- I'll die without them!"
The hairdresser sighed, and tried to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde wouldn't budge. So she began cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde feel asleep, and the hairdresser figured she could remove the headphones for a few minutes. But shortly thereafter, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor. The hairdresser, confused, picked up the headphones, which were repeating "Breathe In, Breathe Out."

Answer 3

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."


A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What's 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Answer 4

There 4 guys at a bar. 3 of them are blonde. 1 is brunett. the brunett says to the three blonde men "hey i got a blonde joke". One of the blonde men says "You might not wanna do that because im 6'6 and a wrestler the guy beside me is 6'8 and the guy beside him is 7'1.You might get beat up" The brunett guy says " Yea i dont wanna have to explain it 3 different times!!!!!"

Answer 5

a blond see's a guy's truck broke down on the side of the rode, she pulls over and see's the man has 2 chimps in the truck. He says " could you take these two chimps to the zoo, i'll pay you $500." so the blonde loads the chimps into the car and takes off. A few hours later the man is in town and see's the blonde and the two chimps walking down the sid e of the road. he runs up and starts yelling at her saying" I though i told you to take these two to the zoo! what are you doing?!?!?!?" so the blond replies " I did take them to the zoo, but we had some money left over so now we're going to sea world!"

Answer 6

um...let's see.....a blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a field. She pulls over, and watches the other blonde row for a moment, finally she gets out of her car, walks to the edge of the field and yells.."It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name...and if i could swim i would come over there and kick your a**."

Answer 7

I heard this one a while ago, so it's a little choppy :P

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde escape from prison. They go inside a barn to hide from the cops. Each girl hides in a large bag. When a police man arrives, he walks over to a bag and the brunette goes "woof! woof!". He walks to the redhead's bag and she goes "meow! meow!". Then he goes to the blonde's bag and she shouts "Potatoes!"

Answer 8

No blonde jokes thanks. It offendeds me and that's why my avatar has black hair instead :'(