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2007-03-17 10:32:49 · 5 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Satan has a "fossil spreader." It's similar to a manure spreader.
2007-03-17 10:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dinosaurs lived before the Flood. They were buried in Flood sediment, which turned to rock later. Almost all fossils, except those found in coal, amber and precious metals, are found in sedimentary rock. They are found not in the order in which they "evolved", but in the order in which they drowned. Things that move the slowest and are already on the bottom are buried first. Then the next slowest, and the next, then the slower land animals, then the faster land animals, then the giant land animals (dinosaurs), with humans, apes and birds the last to be buried. Why? Because humans can find ways to stay afloat until the last minute, apes can climb to the tops of the tallest trees, and birds can fly around until they run out of gas. Then their bodies float on the surface and rot, and are not buried. This is why so few human, ape and bird fossils are found.
2007-03-17 10:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God didn't exist, there would be no Satan to plant dinosaur bones. Did I get it right?
2007-03-17 10:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by kurbet5000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time. Didn't you watch the Flintstones?
2007-03-17 10:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait...no God, no Satan right?
I'm confused.
2007-03-17 10:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by DougDoug_ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋