how do you make babies?

Question

me and my friend were having wine and just wondering!!!

for all those with a lack of humour out there...this is a alcohol induced silly question. we are having a laugh. get a life miserable people. we want fun people to answer.

Answer 1

move to hull

Answer 2

Hello,Toxie!
Well this seems to be a perculiar question to be asking, but I will try my best, I fathered 4 of our own between my wife and I, and we adopted 7 others because we loved having children around us, we have raised them all and put them safely out into the world, where they are flourishing very well. But to sit here and tell a pretty girl like you how to make babies is something else, I know you are pretty, I saw your photo that came with your question, (very Cute)
What you have to do ideally, is get a man to love you, and hopefully love you very much, and even more he should marry you too, after you Marry him, you may sleep together and do things that your Mommy and Daddy did in their Bed room, which when they did it right your Mommy went on and on for 9 long and sometimes difficult months before she brought you into this world through a process known to us all as childbirth, then she went from there to feed you keep you clean and raised you up to be a clever young thing of a girl, that would instinctively know how to do it all again. Then the outcome would be the same as your clever Mommy did when she had you. It takes a clever act of making love with your husband, and ask him to make love with you, and not to use a condom or any other means of contraception, All husbands know what to do, and if they do it gently and properly, you may even enjoy what comes between you both. Then you may well find yourself in a condition known as Pregnant. Just wait those similar 9 months, and you will give beautiful birth to your very own baby too, but make sure you have medical assistance to help you through the childbirth process, and with the right help, your baby will be born and will survive with what to your baby could be a very traumatic experience, but the baby will grow to love you, and will get to know you and its Daddy as Mommy and Daddy. Ihope this helps you Toxie, so good luck, and many happy years of loving the miracle with you that safely and healthily grew inside you...God Love and Bless You.........Tony M

Answer 3

Hhhhmmm....... when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they decide to have a baby and the stork comes flying from the heavens and bring the baby. No not really. Sex. You shoulda learned that in Heatlh class.

Answer 4

If you are old enough to drink wine then you should know how to make a baby. If you aren't old enough for the wine then pay attention in sex ed in school.

Answer 5

Put the wine down and go ask your parents if they're in!

Answer 6

oh, its nice to have babies, go first and do different medical test, so that your babies will have no problem in the future. I think more information can be gotten from doctors in the hospitals.

Answer 7

I think u need to kiss lots and thats how ou make them lol have a great night

Answer 8

Well it doesn't come with a instruction manual...but then neither does a bottle of wine... you'll figure it out....lol.

Answer 9

Go and buy a lego set and follow the instructions.

Answer 10

get some ginger and dough and make a little man and out in oven

i see your 24 , you have been there before

Answer 11

well if u are drinking wine and u don't know how to make babies then there is no hope for you i'm affraid.....lollolololololoololol