Can anyone tell me a really good joke?

Question

Not a ridiculus one, a funny one

Answer 1

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. He picks up the dog and starts swining it aroung above his head by the leash. The store manager runs over and shouts "What are you doing!!?" The blind man replies "Just talking a look around."

Answer 2

There were three dogs sitting in a bar. A Golden Retrivier, a Black Lab, and a Havanese. A pretty poodle walked in and said "The dog that can make the best sentence using the words liver and cheese can go out with me." The Havanese said, "I love liver and cheese." "Not good enough." said the poodle. The Golden retriever tried. "I hate liver and cheese." The poodle was not impressed. Finally the black lab spoke up. "Liver alone boys, Cheese mine." And walked off with the poodle.

Answer 3

Three clergymen sat in a rowboat in the middle of a lake, discussing the strength of their faith.

The first one stood up and announced, "I have great faith!" With that, he stepped out of the boat into the muddy water -- which barely came up to his ankles -- and walked onto shore and prayed, then walked back across the water to the boat.

The second clergyman stood up and announced, "I, too, have great faith!" Then he, too, walked across the water, prayed on shore, and walked back across the water to the boat.

Not to be outdone, the third clergyman said, "My faith is just as great as yours!" He stepped out of the boat and instantly plunged to the bottom.

Before the third cleric returned to the surface, the first one said to the second, "Think we should tell him where the rocks are?"

Answer 4

WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO TALL------------------CUZ THEIR KNEE GROWS.