A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2007-03-17 09:37:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* ha ha * that was too awesome.. That's a smart@ss little kid.. I loved that one.. Thanks for the laugh, my cousin even liked that one..
2007-03-17 09:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna finish the joke in my style....The bus driver says "Go Choke on a toilet seat you FU--..." And someone out of nowhere punches the bus driver and yells "Ms. Pimp N. Hand!" and the kid shoots her and she dies......The End.....i liked ur joke it was funny 11/10
2007-03-17 09:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by iSweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-03-17 12:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny... the people who were viewing my webcam thought i was dying cause i was laughing so hard. And then my mom heard me laughing so i yelled across the house the joke and she started dying.....
I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-17 09:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. What smart-mouthed kid.
2007-03-17 10:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one. while i was reading this, i thought it was an experience you had until i got to the end
2007-03-19 09:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by the common cold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHaHa star 4 u!!!! ♥
2007-03-17 09:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Did the kid make it home safely? ;-P
2007-03-17 09:41:08 · answer #8 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... 10/10
2007-03-17 09:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 10:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋