Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"
Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"
The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"
Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honour! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!"
2007-03-17 09:35:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is one of the funniest....makes me laugh ...Did you hear why Snow White got thrown out of the toy box....she kept telling Pinocchio...lie to me...lie to me.....
Had to sanitize that a little for YA but you get it
Thanks for the Mickey.....I love it.
2007-03-17 10:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact hes jealous of Donald Duck, Daisy never wears undies, Minnie does each and every of the time. lol. merely jokin although...Remembered DD replace into banned in a u . s . for that reason...
2016-10-18 22:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-17 12:37:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 10:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! now thats funny!!!!!! thanks for a great laugh
2007-03-17 10:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋