A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
on a supper of lightly grilled frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine
she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't think so!"
2007-03-17 09:33:10 · 17 answers · asked by Shaky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't know fairies had tails!
2007-03-17 09:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by jet-set 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-02 03:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only I hadn't kissed the frog but ate him instead. We all live and learn.
2007-03-17 10:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by mother sensible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg gotta give u 12/10 for tht lmao <33
2007-03-17 09:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
2007-03-17 10:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by whenyou'restrange... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked but good lolololololololol
2007-03-17 09:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Bajanqt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good! Can you do a gay version? How about a transexual version? they could be funny!
2007-03-17 09:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAH! I heard that one before! It never gets old!
2007-03-17 09:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm
2007-03-17 09:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 10:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋