Blonde's Diary for 2007: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter! March - Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on an escalator for hours... power went out! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C"... isn't it? November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs! December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
2007-03-17 09:05:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's my diary! How did you get it! I left it in my corvette with the top up but I locked the doors! You forgot to put in "I got fired at the M&M's factory because I kept throwing away the W's! LOL!!
2007-03-17 09:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear all of them exept the first one and the water skiing one. I don't understand the water skiing one. THEY WERE FUNNY!
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-17 09:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-17 13:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it so many times... but its still funny. I love blond jokes even though im blond.
2007-03-17 10:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard many blonde jokes but that one was pretty good.
2007-03-17 09:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by raerock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard most of these before, but they were still very funny! lol
2007-03-17 09:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by shelthefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time hearing it and it was awesome. In tears!
2007-03-17 09:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by funny gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv this
my friend sent it to me 6 months.
lol
2007-03-17 09:56:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first i thought it waz ur diary......
lol, just kidding. Very funny! ♥
2007-03-17 09:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's my diary!! where ever did you find it?
loved it :)
2007-03-17 09:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋