Who among you can tell me the phone/fax number of God. You can also write his e-mail if you want.=D
2007-03-17 08:51:17 · 11 answers · asked by anaconda_orchid 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1-800-god-died, you may email condolences to:
www.godsguestbook.funeral.org
2007-03-17 08:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
JC's got it... John 3:16. Fax Number: Romans 3:23. Email is "I repent of my sins and accept Jesus as my Lord @ God does not lie dot gov" (He is a ruling King ya know!)
2007-03-17 08:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by Blessed 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fictional characters tend to not pay their bills. So God's ISP revoked his DSL line and the phone company disconnected his number.
2007-03-17 08:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
John 3:16 sounds good to me too!
2007-03-17 09:22:36 · answer #4 · answered by mindy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dunno...it sounds a bit irreverent but I'll give it a whirl...
obviously phone is (777) 777-7777
email would be..
IAM@heaven.net
2007-03-17 09:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by sheepinarowboat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His number is John 3:16.May Jesus bless.
2007-03-17 08:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by JCR 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well the devil's area code is 666, but I don't know about God! I think His e-mail is jehova1@LordGod.hvn (the domain of heaven)
2007-03-17 08:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
in fact it isnot funy , don't make fun like that way , u are talkinh about the Almighty God , there should be more respect!!
2007-03-17 08:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't like your question. I find it disrespectful.
2007-03-17 08:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The entirety of pi
2007-03-17 08:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He answers knee mail :-)
2007-03-17 09:30:50 · answer #11 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋