"Thou shalt not eat yellow snow"
Thus sayeth me.
Jedi Maiden: 12:20
2007-03-17 08:50:42 · 11 answers · asked by Jedi Maiden 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yes there is a jedi holy book.
http://www.myholybook.net/beliefs.php?religion=JEDI-ISM
2007-03-17 08:59:36 · update #1
Well, I like it.
And it goes along so well with:
Freewheeling Franklin 4:20;
"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."
and
Jim Croce 35:02: "Don't spit into the wind."
(Of course, we know what he really meant, but this was a 1972 song, which was designed to & did receive a lot of airplay.)
(But what does your excellent advice have to do with your Jedi status?) (Can't you give credit to the late Frank Zappa?)
2007-03-17 08:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by comicards 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I shalt eat yellow snow whenever thy lady is pleased. I hath be the Anti-Jedi. Thus.
I always wanted to use the word thus in a serious manner.
66:6 Jedi Book of Noodles.
2007-03-17 08:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You are referencing a fictitious book that is perhaps fictitious. I have never heard of a 'Jedi Holy Book' anyways. Besides, the truth about Star Wars is out! George Lucas made up a great story. The movies followed.
2007-03-17 08:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um, Padme Amidala, later Skywalker, wasn't Jedi. She is wife of and mother of Jedi, but she herself was just a strong womans and a member of the Senate. There are several female Jedi, but you will have the geeks twitching with this one.
2007-03-17 08:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-17 08:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 22:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, nor does mocking another's faith make you seem more enlightened.
There are 2 ways to make your tower the tallest in the city. First is to build the tallest tower...second is to knock down all the towers taller than yours. You don't have to mock others to make yourself look better.
2007-03-17 08:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by sheepinarowboat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not referring to a passage in a 2000 year old book about God worshipped itself more than God by generations, so: NO, what you've said while helpful isn't more credible.
2007-03-17 08:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why sure. That plus your avatar really says it all.
2007-03-17 08:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES! YES! thou most HOLY ONE!
2007-03-17 08:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋