And Ben & Jerry's IS better than Häagen-Dazs icecream?
2007-03-17 08:40:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK, I am not naming any names but some of you are total icecream snobs :P
2007-03-17 11:40:25 · update #1
I agree.. and Gandalf, I'm a witch.
2007-03-17 08:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I am wrong, then I will owe the following people an apology:
Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Joel Osteen, Billy Graham, Gene Scott and his ignorant daughter, Robert Tilton, and Don Stewart.
I would owe them an apology because I openly call them thieves.
Wait, holy cow!!! If I am wrong, then I am going to hell!!! WOOHOO! Satan, according to the bible is a teacher. He helped Adam and Eve gain knowledge!!! He also never killed a single being through all of biblical history. So if I had a choice, then I'd go with the teacher rather than being a mindless sheep for that megalomaniacal and genocidal baby killer.
Oh, do you have jimmies to top my ice cream with?
2007-03-18 14:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yer goin' to Hades in a handbasket, ya infidel, that's what! HADES, I say. . .the hot place.
Warmer than the Sahara at high noon. Burnin' coals heaped on yo' little punkin haid!
(The proceeding rant was brought to you by a serious apostle of Häagen-Dazs ice cream.)
2007-03-17 15:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The brand of icecream you prefer has nothing to do with whether or not you believe in God. I actually prefer Highland old fashioned vanilla over any other icecream. It tastes the most like the homemade that my mom made when I was a kid.
2007-03-17 16:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by Country girl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Until recently, I was a doubter.
Until recently, I "knew" that Ben & Jerry's was NOT the true ice cream.
But then...my sister introduced me to Coffee Heath Bar Crunch®.
And I saw the light.
2007-03-17 15:58:48 · answer #5 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No your wrong. Haagen-Dazs ice cream is so much better than Ben & Jerry's.
2007-03-17 23:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Blueberry. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not! Haagen-Dazs is the best ice cream in the world and I will PERSECUTE you if you do not agree with me. The fundie xian hath spoken!!
Now drink!! And have a cookie.
2007-03-18 06:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if everything you thought was right, turned out to be wrong?
Well then I'd be rightfully wrong.
I do think Ben & Jerry's is better. The other I don't know & don't care.
2007-03-17 15:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How could anyone deny Ben and Jerry's? Everything else is false ice cream!
2007-03-17 15:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have gone over to the dark side!!! Häagen-Dazs is the one true frozen milk product!
2007-03-17 15:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by Jedi Maiden 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Zee whole vorld knows zat Haagen-Dazs iz better because it comes from zee Germans.
2007-03-17 16:13:18 · answer #11 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋