2007-03-17 08:34:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hi, Gandalf!
2007-03-17 08:38:29 · update #1
Aw, shucks! Thanks, sweetie :)
2007-03-17 08:47:01 · update #2
lots of weed.
2007-03-17 08:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
God opened a temporary time portal and had George Lucas send a team from Industrial Light and Magic through to digitally erase the wires from each persons view.
He then paid the crew scale, which a little insulting, and sent them home with those little bags of Frito Lay chips like the kind you get in the variety pack (as if that would make it all right!)
2007-03-17 16:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very quickly!
He is God and can do anything He wants!
He will also be coming in the clouds, and every eye will see Him and every knee will bow and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord! Even Satan won't be able to dodge this one!!! I rejoice exhuberantly to see that day!!!
2007-03-17 15:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a penguin have wings, but can't fly?
2007-03-17 15:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same way penguins can swim without fins.
2007-03-17 15:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be very old if I knew that, and very fortunate, as no one was there but the Apostles, to record this event.
2007-03-17 21:57:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A golden escalator.
2007-03-17 16:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You aren't trying to learn to fly are you? Silly penguin, not all birds can fly.
2007-03-17 15:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Flippers.
Hi, Funny! Love those questions of yours this morning!
2007-03-17 15:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How old are you?=====
Has your Kindergarten teacher got anything better to do than to let you kids play with the computer?
2007-03-17 15:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Propulsion jet pack.
AKA a can of beans and a lighter.
2007-03-17 15:40:09 · answer #11 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋