during a telephone conversation with george w bush the queen asks about his plans for the good old u s of a.
I think i'm gonna turn it into a kingdom he says
you can't. you're not a king. replies the queen.
well i'll turn it into a principality. says george.
don't think so replies the queen. you're not a prince.
ok, says george. what do you recomend.
why dont u just carry on being a country, says the queen
2007-03-17 08:11:43 · 43 answers · asked by kris g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao!!! that's funny **** right there!! I enjoyed that one!
2007-03-17 08:14:21 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Technically, if a Kingdom has a King and a Principality has a Prince, then a Country has a Count, which is still an honorable title.
2007-03-19 13:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by demonsheep87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get what you are TRYING to say with this joke, but it doesnt actually work does it?
Written down it looks like 'count' which is a type of Nobleman, whereas your meaning it as in C U Next Tuesday,
which is how it sounds if you read it out loud, not when its written down.
Still fairly amusing though.
2007-03-17 08:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by rebecca j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! You got to break down the word of what he wants to turn the country into in order to get it.
2007-03-17 08:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by abbacat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-03-17 08:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by Animal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh but it looks like a lot of people don't get it, I bet George didn't get it either.
2007-03-17 08:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the explanation je t'adore now it makes sense. It's still here so looks like it won't be deleted.
2007-03-18 10:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are still the best
2007-03-17 08:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Shaggy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speechless.
2007-03-17 12:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, i got it the second time i read it
still laughing
kk, i'll explain
he asks about KINGdom but hes not a king
he asks about a PRINCipality but hes not a prince
she says country (CUNTry) b/c hes a c*nt
hahaha
2007-03-17 08:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What in Sam Hill?
2007-03-17 08:21:30 · answer #11 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋