A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever given."
The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have flunked the test.
What's your name?"
The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:
"You tell me..."
2007-03-17 08:10:32 · 35 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Good joke! Thanks for the laugh. Have a great rest of the weekend. Oh, here's a good one for the road...
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there's a "mile" between each 's'!
Eh, I know it's not nearly as good as yours, but I try!
2007-03-17 08:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A flunker belonging to the Human Species.
2007-03-17 09:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by mcmohan40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good joke! Thanks for the laugh. Have a great rest of the weekend. Oh, here's a good one for the road...
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there's a "mile" between each 's'!
Eh, I know it's not nearly as good as yours, but I try!
2007-03-17 19:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by kartik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL
Not very often you hear a joke that makes you laugh out loud!
Took me a while, but I <3 it!
2007-03-22 14:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one buddy
2007-03-17 08:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Deepak Surana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really nice one..
made me laugh
2007-03-19 01:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know if u made that one up im pretty sure u could easily get thru to havard university...a guy i knew went for the interview and was asked what the colour of the wall behind him was..............his ans was-the same colour of the wall in front of me...........
njoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-18 00:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Copied.
2007-03-17 08:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by Clouds 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny. good logic for him there
i never wonder you've got many answers here
thanks for sharing ^_^
2007-03-19 17:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a goodin'!
2007-03-24 00:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ DoodleDee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋