Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
The gatekeeper at the gate to heaven says, ''There are too many people in heaven so you have to pass this quiz to get in.''
Forrest Gump says, ''Okay.''
The gatekeeper says, ''First question: What two days of the week begin with T?''
Gump replies, ''That's easy. Today and tommorrow.''
The gatekeeper says, ''Well, I didn't think of that so I'll give it to you.
Second question: How many seconds are in a year?''
Gump says, ''12, January 2nd, February 2nd...''
The gatekeeper says, ''That wasn't what I was thinking, but I'll give it to you.
Last question: What is God's first name?''
Gump replies, ''Howard.''
The gatekeeper says, ''How on earth did you get Howard?''
Gump says, ''It's common sense. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
2007-03-17 08:02:29 · 22 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like this one. It reminds me of my daughter saying the Lord's Prayer, "give us today our garlic bread!"
2007-03-17 10:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by whenyou'restrange... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-03-17 08:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
expect gump to say that
y'now ive got some thing to tell you
ma muma said life is like a box of choclates
y'never know what ur gonna get
2007-03-17 08:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by uber-coolies 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I heard it 2 years ago. But it's so cute, I always like to hear it.
2007-03-17 08:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Aspiring Actress 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! This was a good one.
But God's real name would be:
1. Abba (Judaism)
2. Yaweh
2007-03-17 08:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by enzo32ferrari 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Absolutely delightful! Thank you so much. I just knew it couldn't be Jehovah. Or Alah, or any of those others.
2007-03-17 08:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by OP 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-03-17 08:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by BeckyLee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't heard that one before.Oh my God that was so funny, but remember we do not take the lord, thy God's name in vain!
2007-03-17 08:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny, have a star, cos I'm in a generous mood.
2007-03-17 08:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
life is like a box of chocolates
2007-03-17 08:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋