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Oh, my God. I am laughing so much at the thought of that one.
I'd love it as long I can show my body at 30. I guess I could do that as a spirit.
Man I'm going shopping...............

2007-03-17 08:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 1 0

On Judgment Day all the Baptists will get a free pass, and go directly to Heaven, cause they are holy.

As for swimsuits, there will no clothes of any kind in Heaven. Everyone will be dressed in leaves and flower petals.

2007-03-17 15:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

This is the funniest question I've seen in a long time!

You will of course be judged by all aspects of your life. How well you care for your body, appreciate it, use it, share it, and display it are part of who you are. Knowing God as well as I do however, you will probably appear in your bathing suit (or birthday suit - your choice) as how you want to see yourself, not as how you really look.

Hope to see you there!

2007-03-17 15:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Glen G 3 · 2 0

Of course! Anyone who's not saved will want to look fabulous as they dive off into the lake of fire. Believers will be able to watch the festivities from their own hot tub/jacuzzi in their heavenly mansion.

2007-03-17 15:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Blessed 5 · 1 0

only for the women

its heaven for men so all the women have to look good.

the bible says that women are servants of man because of the whole "holy apple" thing, so they dont get any special treatment in heaven, for a lot of woman it is even worse than earth.

2007-03-17 16:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 1 0

Thats so cute I hope Tyra Banks is on the panel of judges

2007-03-17 15:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

There will be no such contest. When Judgment Day comes he will be returning with fire and brimstone. It may be hot but I don't think swimsuits will be the proper attire.

2007-03-17 15:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by shundreka2000 1 · 1 2

For you to even think of Judgement day in that way is disgusting. Judgement day my friend,will be the worst,or best day that you will ever live. It is a HOLY day,it is the day that Christ himself,will judge your heart,and the question that you have just posed,you will be judged for. Think about it. Better yet,,,read about it. Read about it while you still can,

2007-03-17 15:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by doverslight61 2 · 0 4

I sure hope I get enough points in interview and talent to pull me through!

2007-03-17 15:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2 0

LOL

Yep - and a spelling bee. Big trouble there.

2007-03-17 15:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 3 0

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