One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious
>>>back-pain. The doctor examines
>>>him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
>>>
>>>The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
>>>night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
>>>early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
>>>knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
>>>door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
>>>not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I
>>>saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I
>>>grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's
>>>how I strained my back"
>>>
>>>The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
>>>car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked
>>>bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to
>>>you?"
>>>He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
>>>while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I
>>>forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
>>>running out of the building, getting dressed at the
>>>same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
>>>fridge."
>>>
>>>The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
>>>other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again
>>>asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
>>>
>>>"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
>>>from the 3rd floor".
2007-03-17 07:56:19 · 18 answers · asked by dodo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny !
2007-03-17 08:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫Lynn♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha that's funny
the 3rd patient first had to take the elephant and the horse out of the fridge first.
2007-03-17 08:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-17 13:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 03:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one dood 10 thumbs up with LOL LOL LOL hee
2007-03-17 08:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by Madison T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny 10/10 lol lol lol lol rotfl (rolling on the floor laughing)
2007-03-17 08:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by musicsweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the guy that was with his wife was hiding in the fridge? how did he fit in there?
2007-03-17 08:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! that was sooooooooooooo funny! hahahahha i cant stop laughing! im actually crying! hahaa! its so brill! haaahaha
2007-03-17 08:07:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-03-17 08:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by SAMMY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was reallllly good till the third guy that ruined it!
2007-03-17 08:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋