Christians: If god made Adam first, why give him a...?

Question

Christians: If god made Adam first, why give him a penis? The bible says that god only decided to make Eve after he saw how lonely Adam was. So why was he made with a penis? Gay sex? Masturbation?

if it was for pissing, why give him testicles too?

IF IT WAS FOR PISSING, WHY GIVE HIM BALLS TOO?

Genesis Chapter 2 verse 19

We evolved with penises so that we could reproduce. Without them we wouldnt have evolved.

Answer 1

What happened to the cute little bear u used to have as an avatar? Did he evolve into a man? LMAO! That was a good one chris.... Thank you chris

Answer 2

In answer to those who say that "God planned all along to make a mate for Adam

And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
Gen 2:18 ¶ And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Gen 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Gen 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
Gen 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

According to this, "God" made male and female animals and then only made Adam, later it was realized that Adam needed some help.

The thing about the creation story most people gloss is where the following verse comes in:
Gen 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

This is a story passed down as to how the Hebrews viewed their creation. Adam wouldn't have said that verse because at the time according to Christian theology, there were only the two of them, no reference for a mother or a father. This story was crafted to justify their custom of marriage.

Answer 3

It was God's purpose from the beginning to create male and female. It was simply a matter of when. God did not decide to create Eve only after he saw Adam was lonely. God said it was not good for the man to be by himself - Genesis 2:18. The Hebrew word here rendered "be" carries the thought of continuing, remaining. Thus God said it was not good for the man to continue this way.

Hannah J Paul

Answer 4

Then why have been the Neanderthals, Paleolithic, Homo sapiens, ect. distinctive from the people of immediately? you're mixing technology mythology with god those so observed as species never existed and are made up with the help of technology I mean those distinctive species of people had distinctive sized skulls, shapes, postures, peak ect. for my area those weren't "appropriate bodies." advantageous some might say that they've been in certainty animals, yet they used kit and buried their lifeless meaning they have been clever. the place did those species of people come from? from the minds of scientist they never existed yet are creations of medical guy Did they actually come from Adam himself? no i be attentive to that once Adam sinned people stopped being appropriate yet how is it a possibility for people that have been descendants from Adam (who had a pleasing physique first of all) start to adapt into a less than excellent physique and then lower back to well-known people? they never developed

Answer 5

Were YOU there? How do you know how much "equipment " GOD made Adam with at first? Aren't you just a little too concerned with this whole 'penis' thing anyway!? You act as if having one is some kind of filthy thing. So what does this tell us about you??????
By the way, is it possible for you to speak without the "i droped my brain in the sewer again" language? Thanks.

Answer 6

It doesnt say he only decided to make Eve he saw how lonely he was. He made Eve out of the ribs of Adam. He game him a penis so that they could reproduce.

Answer 7

we can not know what was in God's plane but adam ment humans he made them male and female together then he seperated them that may be a bit mind boggling but there we go
26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [b] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

27 So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God he created him;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, "B

Answer 8

God's first idea was just to create men and they would have both functions, male and female; and give birth to babies and all that stuff.
Then God changed his mind and decided to make another brand of humans, for child-bearing purposes.
It's almost too weird for me to comtemplate.

Answer 9

Ya know, this question goes both ways, for both creationism and evolution.

I'll ask the "evolutionists" the same question ... why did the first "evolved" man have a penis? If there were no others of his kind, then what was its purpose? I mean, after all, if there were no female's of his kind then what need had he of a penis?

Answer 10

The bible never actually mentions when Adam receives his penis. It seems more likely that they would have received their reproductive organs when they were both cast out of the garden of eden. The bible does specify that at that time women would have the burden of childbirth.