How a 7 year old explains sex
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys,
and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he
took his question to his mother, who became rather
flustered. Instead of explaining things to little Johnny, she
told him to hide behind the curtains one night
2007-03-17 07:33:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, little Johnny described EVERYTHING to
his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he
turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and
hugging her. figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny. He must have thought so too,
because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel
her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's
not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was
getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them
started panting and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around
and slide
down toward the end of the couch. This was when
her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot
2007-03-17 07:34:24 · update #1