2007-03-17 07:29:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're eyes look glazed, have you been drinking?
Your face looks glazed, you been eating donuts?
2007-03-17 07:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I pulled you for running a red light. You were going so fast that the blueshift made it look green.
2007-03-17 08:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were going too fast. That is why I will give you this ticket that you will have to pay.
2007-03-17 07:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Josh D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
97 mph!!
sloow down!
im sorry young lady, but im going to have to give you a ticket cause you were going 30 over the speed limit.
2007-03-17 07:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
67,000 miles an hour around the sun. Though you could say that you were (and still are) going 490,000 miles per hour around out galaxy. Something I don't think the guys knew when they created God.
2007-03-17 07:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well your moving pretty fast now.
2007-03-17 07:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you and your buddies were doin a 69 in a 55.
2007-03-17 09:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This nice lady penguin officer is going to frisk you now, hold your flippers higher...
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2007-03-17 07:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey!, boy, I tole you to walk dat line, not lay down on it. Come on now, get up, we gonna take you home. Who's your daddy, He ain't gonna like this. Whats your mama gonna say? Don't you throw up in my patrol car now, you hear.
2007-03-17 08:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Auburn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You weren't moving. The world revolves around you.
2007-03-17 07:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋