I like to tell good jokes but I've been running out of them. So if someone could give me a really funny joke....
2007-03-17 07:05:27 · 7 answers · asked by funny gurl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joke:
who is a girl that acts, sings, and can do anything in the world if she tries.
Answer:
BARBIE!!
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Joke:
what cheese is not yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese.
ahahah
2007-03-17 07:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by Susan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's a good thing the guy in charge of naming galaxies was into chocolate bars and not Chinese food. Otherwise, the Milky Way might have been named Moo Goo Gui Pan, and who wants to have to learn about that?"
2007-03-17 07:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rufus: Look at this turkey I won at the fair.
Wife: How did you win that turkey Rufus ?
Rufus: I won it for having the longest dingy at the fair.
Wife: You mean you pulled that long thing out in front of all those people.
Rufus: No, I just pulled out enuf to win the turkey.
2007-03-17 07:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by robert b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story
An old lady slips on the ice - a politician is there to help her up and carry her the rest of the way home.
She says: "thank you mr. councilman, what can I ever do to repay you..."
He says: "vote for me... duhhh"
She says: " Dude I fell on my *ss, not my head.."
2007-03-17 07:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chinese dude goes to the eye doctor. the doctor tells him he has a cateract. Chinese dude says, me no have cateract me drive Honda!!
2007-03-17 07:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead
2007-03-17 07:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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It is from a blind poet
2007-03-17 07:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋